Political Correctness – ‘Cool’ or Crazy?

Recently, blogger RCA Victor suggested:

Editor,

Just for a little comic relief, you should post a thread asking what are the most outlandish, mind-bending, reality-denying PC quotes we’ve ever heard…

Glad to oblige! It’s a while since we’ve had a fun thread – so, once again, as well as the outlandish PC nonsense suggested by RCA Victor, feel free to post some jokes and comical stories – always, of course, in the “good clean fun” category…  Enjoy!