17 March: A Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!

As ever with our devotional threads to mark a Feast Day, feel free to share your favourite hymns and prayers, stories and experiences. And a few jokes won’t go astray either. Here’s one that made me laugh, albeit having a bit of fun with the (entirely false) claim that our Irish friends are less than bright …

The BBC decided to make a news report on how thick the Irish are,  so they went to Dublin and set out a massive stage in the middle of the city. Cameras lights and everything. Before they started the report, a huge crowd gathered, very excitable.  So the presenter got up on the stage and said down the mic: “I need a volunteer!” and he points to a man in the crowd and says: “What’s your name sir?”

“Sean” the man replied. “OK Sean, come up on stage”.  So he goes up and stands where he is asked to stand. “OK Sean, I’m going to ask you a short easy question, what’s 5+9?” “Oooo,  I know this to be sure I do, that’ll be 7.” “No, that’s wrong Sean.”

The crowd went wild shouting and screaming: “We’re not tick, we’re not tick, give him another chance! “

“OK,  I’ll give him another question: “What’s 5+3?”

“I know this one, that’s simple, that’ll be 9.” 

“Sorry, Sean, wrong..; ”   We’re not tick, we’re not tick, give him another chance!

“OK, one last question:  What’s 2+2?”

“I know this to be sure, I do, that’ll be 4”. 

And the crowd shouts, “Give him another chance!”

Happy St Patrick’s day!